LFL Highlights

Here's some more spunk-trunk additions people. Check out the latest from the LFL, last weeks game was amazing, here's to tommorow!

K-West = D-Bag

Move over Chris Brown enter........Kayne? Congrats homie G! You have successfully, over night, become Hollywoods most hated celeb! When you have got Donald Trump calling to boycott everything K-West.....yeah you're fucked. After what this (in my opinion) sorry excuse for an artist, egotistical, talentless, ASS did last night to Taylor Swift on LIVE NATIONAL TV, he should be stripped of any MVA's and not allowed to return. Of all people to do that too, Taylor Swift??? WTF? What would any other artist have done, can you imagine if he had done that to Usher or P-Diddy?? I don't care what kind of a "following" you have, there has to be a level of respect amongst artists, no fuck that, just general people! Here's the run down of what went down,click here to watch the live video lol!

Here's what some of the Celeb Haters are tweeting:

Pitbull last night after the show where he calls Kanye a "f**king disrespectful motherf**ker"

Pink: Kanye west is the biggest piece of s**t on earth. Quote me. Beyonce is a classy lady.I feel for her, too.Its not her fault at all, and her and taylor did their thing. And douche bag got kicked out. HA.

Katy Perry: F**K U KANYE. IT'S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN.

Joel Madden: WOW Taylor Swift's first VMA and she didn't even get to ENJOY it. Kanye You were just a bully on that one man.

Adam Lambert: Kanye needs to chill. He freaks out every year. It ain't that deep man.

John Mayer: Big love to my girl @taylorswift13. A class act.

Kelli Pickler: Tator Tot, you handled yourself with Grace. Kanye, go grow some f-ing b*lls bitch! don't mess w/my lil sis!!
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UPDATE SUNSAT

Hey everyone, so you guys are all probably wondering what's going on?? No SunSat's for the last week! Well there are a few reasons why and I figured why not go into them! First of all, there have really not been any quality girls since our last post who was by far the best so far. Now that doesn't mean we just say fuck it and stop lol. This brings me to my second point, for some reason the Sun has decided that there is only one SunShine Girl for the entire country and that it's not different per city. The whole point of the SunShine girl is to showcase LOCAL talent so that ey the joe blow might have a chance at seeing her one day when buy some tasty melons at the local store. Therefore we will only be judging girls who are proven LOCAL from the Calgary Sun. In the meantime we are collecting images from girl who want to be featured as well... don't worry we will keep on it!! Whack away Jim...Whack away:-)

Sun SunSat Rating

4.5 Star (Mustang)

Being as the Sun had technical issues on Sat, the girl wasn't released until later, so we have skipped to Sunday's (Sat's was a high 3 Star).

Well gentlemen welcome to the pro's. We have on our hands a genuine 4.5 Star (Mustang). That's as close as we can get without doing a 5 star on vote and personality. This is what needs to be in the Sun on a regular basis, good job guys! Complete with a prize winning combination of tits, ass, dimples and a cherry on top (whether someone has picked that cherry yet...who knows). Sorry did I forget to mention that her name is Cherie??! LOL Fucking priceless. That is all on top of her sweet six pack and Jet black hair. Could easily be taken out either for a nice trail ride or bet on to win the Kentucky Derby, she will be fast, feisty, and look sick while doing both. Time to strap on your tightest funderwear because it's boner time!

ALL PHOTOS COURTESY OF THE CALGARY SUN

Friday's SunSat Rating

4 STAR (MUSTANG)

Once again another 4 star, amazing currie aside this girl boasts a sweet tan, rack, and wicked ass. Not too menton meeting Gene Simmon's (who we cannot honestly compete with) giving her the "Miss Budweiser" title. However, leave it to the CALGARY Sun to once again put an Ottawa girl as Calgary's Sunshine Girl....WTF??? Do we really not have the talent??? Even Maxim's hometown hotties has an Alberta girl...time to jerk off to the Sound Of Music...frauline maria here I cum.

ALL PHOTOS COURTESY OF THE CALGARY SUN

Jay-Z Coming To Town!

This just in, Jay-Z is coming to Calgary October 14!! More details to come, tickets on sale Sept. 11...
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Thursday's SunSat Rating

4 STAR (MUSTANG)

Finally a 4 star with a slick black bikini and matching mane. Bangable body, with the black indicating extreme sexual prowess. Possible special powers (ie double jointed) indicated by the activation button being the sweet sweet...camel toe. Wait a second, what's that in the background oh yeah the CN Tower. Fuck I knew it was to good to be true, a Toronto Sunshine girl....oh well at least we still have that little ray of sunshine...BULLSHIT that's like advertising a sweet 24hr White Castle Burger promo...in Detroit, like 2000 miles away....FML

ALL PHOTOS COURTESY OF THE CALGARY SUN

Wednesday's SunSat Rating

3 Star (Quarterhorse)

K guys, finally someone worth a 3 star rating. Rockin' bod, could use a little face work and more mid-section definition, but overall high average material. Not to mention she is already half way on her back, wonder if the carpet matched the drapes:-)

ALL PHOTO'S COURTESY OF THE CALGARY SUN

Tuesday's SunSat

2 Star (Packmule)

This modest phillie is trying really hard to...find shorts that fit. While enjoying a pleathera of corndogs, dingdongs, and twinkies, finds time to live in her own dream world where that bikini actually looks good on her. Artificial insemination is this girls best chance at procreation.

ALL PHOTO'S COURTESY OF THE CALGARY SUN