New Years Eve Top Escort of 2010-Today's Sunshine girl!

Sunshine Girl Shannon 3.5 Star (Quarter Horse)

Ok so to address those of you who might be like, "WTF? Why the low rating?"...Everything about this 24yr old SCREAMS fake and insecure which is an instant shut down.  By everything I mean her bleach blond hair,fake tits,massive amounts of cover up, personality, and oh yeah even her damn smile.  She's basically like an uglier version of Heidi Montag (which believe me doesn't say much for Heidi Montag lol). In her write up it says she is a promo/bikini model and hairstylist.  Ya that's about as far as she will ever go, two words sweety MARRY RICH. I think she's probably getting more jobs on the corner then modeling, and even then it's one of those, "paper or plastic" moments lol. Seriously though, that face is not a model face, and what's with the pose? Is she holding in a massive fart or something? she just looks so awkward.  I'm sure a date with her would be so "like, totally, like, awesome, like, you don't even know!" I am being so hard on her because she is one of those girls that totally thinks she is all that, and if you watch her video on the sunshine girl page you will see exactly what I mean, you can't photoshop video:-)  Happy New Years everyone, oh yeah and her hours on the corner vary so make sure you get there early people lol JK

Thursday's a hottie!

Sunshine Girl Stephanie 4 Star (Mustang)

This feisty 19 year old is both hot and smart. On the hot side she has an amazing body, cute face and sexy eyes.  She also has just the right amount of make up  and a decent hair cut.  The only detrimental thing is the beaver-receiver tattoo she has giving a freeway entrance to her fun place.  Grant you it is tasteful and at least isn't on the small of her back.  In other photos she also has a tattoo on her right ankle which is decent and non-whoreish.  On the smart side she is attending college (which college is to be determined, if it's Chinook College then take back what I said lol), and she "wants" to have an A Average.  Then she wants to travel the world on a cruise ship, not the biggest hopes and dreams but defs better then a lot of the other potentials we have seen on here.  Including the tattoo I have left her at a 4 star, if she didn't have that I would probably bump her up to a 4.5 because the tattoo on her ankle alone would indicate she is adventurous and that once you have her she's a freak.  Once you add in the other tattoo you have to deal with the fact that anyone could get her lol.

It's Hump Day people-not so much with our sunshine girl:-)

Sorry about the whole late posting everyone but we had internet issues, anyways here is the Sunsat rating for today....

Sunshine Girl Chelsea 3 Star (Quarter Horse)

This little Albino Rhino is a haggard "19" year old who is studying Real Estate and the sun actually stated that "...she's got great curb appeal."  REALLY?? Why would you use that description, I guess she does have awesome curb appeal for 3rd ave downtown lol. She is socially acceptable to be seen in public and has that girl next door appeal but that's where it ends.  Now evidently she also likes to, and I quote "...read and write", sweety that means you actually have to know how to read and write English!Someone should also touch up her roots and fix the whole Twilight death look that she's got going on.  Have a good evening people!

Prosti-tot Miley's latest girl-girl action photos and Sunsat

So our most famous Prosti-tot Miley C is at it again, new photo's have been "leaked" probably by her dad but anyways...I love this whole "leak" business though, she friggin posed in a public place for these photos.  She's also a huge Hollywood celeb, let's do some Hannah Montana math here, 1+1=slut miley....where did she think they were going to end up? Also where the hell are her parents during all of this, probs taking the pictures. These were taken at an unknown location, I'm going with Gay Bar, with her assistant in one and a bunch of other dudes in another.  In the first one her assistant seems to be trying to claw her shirt off and get some second base action whereas the second she is doing a semi-flash to reveal a new tattoo under her left tit, which is simply fantastic....aahh today's youth lol.  This all coming only a couple of weeks after another video leaked of her smoking Salvia out of a bong.  What's so funny about that is that everyone is saying it's ok because Salvia is legal, well it is but it's also a major hallucinogenic. Recently in Calgary a guy murdered and raped a woman and his defence was that he was high on Salvia and didn't know what he was doing.  Maybe that's how she does vocal warm up every day, and so she actually thinks that she sounds good?

Sunshine Girl Amanda 4 Star (Mustang)

Wow, two in a a row good job Sun.  Amanda is 23 and wants to be in Playboy sometime soon.  Shoot for the stars Amanda, shoot for the stars.  Aside from her aspirations she has an incredible body and gorgeous tits.  I don't know if her face is Playboy Magazine material but she could probably make it on the cyber end of things:-)  They mentioned that she does Yoga which will probably help her as well in the end depending on how flexible she is and if she has any special powers....Harry Twatter here we come.  I love the pink flower in her hair though, now that's a classy lady. Speaking of pink flowers, I wonder if the clam trap will be in just as much pristine (sound it out Amanda, pris·tine/ˈprisˌtēn/Adjective) condition or if it's been stretched to shit with all of her "auditions" for Playboy.  Please keep in mind as well, she is wearing a Toronto jersey in her other pics which probably means she isn't local talent but whatever at least we are getting there.

Funday SunSat Rating

Sunshine Girl Francine 4 Star (Mustang)

 

Finally the sun is getting something right. Francine is 20 and hot, now of course with The Sun being them, we do not know which city she is from however we can't complain. Francine has the coolness look about her, kind of a Maggie Q (Nikita)/Jordana Brewster thing going on, which is always hot. She seems really fit, no tramp stamps, no whore make up and actually a decent outfit.  Now what would have been awesome would have been her in the Santa outfit....I'm just saying. She also has a pit bull cross which adds points and rounds out the solid 4 star.

A little Diddy and a lot of muscle...

Before we get to the Sunshine Girl I wanted to briefly talk about an incident that happened at P Diddy's Dirty Money release party.  I don't know if anyone else has seen this but I have included the video.  Basically it's got Kevin art doing a video intro to the UStream party and in behind him is the cuties naked in a bathtub with candles all around. Anyways as the video goes on all of a sudden her damn weave catches fire and at first she doesn't even realise it.  I guess she was just thinking "Like OMG I'm so hot, I can't believe I'm with Diddy right now, what's that smoke smell?".   That's when you know you have too much amazon hair, when it starts on fire and you don't know, plus only a weave with major product would have gone up that quick haha.  Anyways Diddy is paying $1000.00 for damage to her hair, even though she was the "special" model who put her head too close to the damn candles.

Sunshine Girl Natalie 3 Stars (Quarter Horse)

First of all I guess we are just throwing the term Sunshine "Girl" out the window, Natalie is a Sunshine Whoaman lol as in Whoa man.  Don't get me wrong, she has taken awesome care of herself for her age (which they didn't post so, you can guess) and she's a mother of two so you know at least some things aren't as tight as they used to be.  I do not understand how she ends up getting a sunshine girl spot, but that aside why give her a dumb bell and make her look like a tranny? Do you want to wake up next to that every morning? Worried about saying the wrong thing, or putting the wrong amount of creatine in the protein shake? "Don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm Angry"! Or, god forbid,  you say the right thing and having to pleasure her? I didn't think so, hence the 3 star rating, and the only reason it's that high is because she is so old but fit.

Merry Christmas Pervs-Pornstar Review

Ok so The Sun decided to stick with Jasmin for both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day,  pretty lame if you ask me. I should drop her rating just based on principal, but won't.  Here's hoping for better stock tomorrow.  In the meantime I have decided to profile a couple of porn starlets out there right now based on their myspace profile pics lol, Merry Christmas. The rating system is obviously higher up (still out of 5 stars) and based on other porn stars, not our average girls. This is what the Sun should strive to be like haha.

Riley Steele Contract Star 4.8/5 Star (Mustang/Arabian)

Riley is currently under contract with Digital Playground, her first movie being "Pirates II - Stagnetti's Revenge." She earns a 4.5 for the obvious reasons, her ass is amazing, she's is BI, perfect tits (not massive for her body), hot face, and the fact she can look just as hot whenever and not just in movies.  Also add the fact that before she was in porn she would masturbate at work behind the counter of her coffee shop lol. The only reason she isn't a 5 Star is she doesn't do anal which is a detriment in the industry.

 

Courtney Cummz 4 Star (Mustang)

Courtney is currently under contract with Zero Tolerance Entertainment. She does a lot of web stuff and Anal (hence the 4 star rating).  She is however 28 years old, which in the industry is older.  She also has that crazy back tattoo which isn't brutal but is a major slut tag (taking the whole porn star thing out of the equation).  She also has pretty small tits for her size but a cute face and can probably suck start a hoover (that's a compliment in this scale haha). Judging from her pics, it looks like she does have to put in extra work in the morning to make herself presentable in public and compared to her publicity photos isn't as put together as some.  All in all a 4 star















Bree Olson 3.8/4 Star (Quarter Horse/Arabian)

Bree is an Adam and Eve contract Starlet.  She has done very well for herself and is one of the few superstars that still does EVERYTHING and is ALL natural.  In terms of porn skills alone, she would be a 5 star no question.   The only reason she is so low is because her weight is constantly fluctuating which doesn't help her slope-ass.   She also wears the same make up out in public that she does to a shoot, and judging from her twitter, Hooked on Phonics "Didn't work for me" lol.  Judging from her twitter, she is a sex addict which is fine by me hence the indecision on the rating, let me know if I should bump her to full 4 star. I have tried to be as fair as possible and pick her hottest "normal people" photos lol.

 

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'Twas the night before Christmas

So before we get in to Friday's Sunshine Girl, I just saw this Puma ad that I had to include today, evidently it is real and was part of a European campaign. I don't know if anyone else has seen this, maybe I'm just the last to know, but it's of a school girl giving head and cum on her leg, but hey they are both wearing Puma's so it's acceptable. LOL

Friday Sunshine Girl Jasmin 3.5 Stars (Quarter Horse)

Of course her name is Jasmin, it goes well with the whole Santa stripper outfit and her "love" for dancing. Obviously she's not brutal, awesome tits, minus the stretchmarks, thunder-thighs, chompers and we might have a 4 star.  Also, whenever they don't print her age I get nervous and start wondering how many kids or diseases does this one have.  At least she isn't finishing up this entire cliche with a crucifix necklace.Seriously though who picks these outfits and shots??  Oh well here's hoping we will have a Merry Christmas tomorrow lol, Check back for some real holiday treats:-)

UPDATED! Demi Lovato's Kick Boxing 101 and SunSat

Demi Lovato is gracing us with her presence again today, announcing that she has settled her dispute with her lover back-up dancer Alex Welch after she beat the shit out of her on her own private jet.  Really what else can we say, other then was this over the photo's? What do you tell Demi's dancer that has two black eyes? Nothing she's already been told twice HA HA...umm yeah I know it's been done lol Anyways check out pics and more below (courtesy of TMZ).

 

Sunshine Girl Kaitlin 4.5 Star (Mustang)

We finally have a worthy Sunshine girl, Kaitlin is 22 and 5'4. Now to the nitty gritty details, her ass is phenom, awesome tattoos and finally someone that picked a bikini that actually HELPS the photo.  Cute face (awesome eyes) and non-whoreish make up round out this girl, she also loves playing and watching hockey as well as personal training (hence the .5).  Now in other pictures she is extremely toned almost to a fault which is why she isn't at a 5 star, just a little too much testi going on but all in all, good job Kaitlin.  Def's wouldn't want to mess with her in a dark alley unless it's the good kind and with Demi Lovato lol.

UPDATE: Thanks to comments from one of my readers I have added a few extra shots of Kaitlin, it also turns out she is wanting to be a nurse....time to get sick people lol

Tronman and Sunsat Wednesday

So today I was on TMZ and found this story of this guy in his own Tron costume and the story was about how the movie theater wouldn't let him wear it into the premier. Well no shit douche what did you think they were going to do, the guy looks like the stapler guy from Office Space and is just as weird, not to mention the Mangina his costume gives him. I love his moustache paired with those awesome glasses, wait a second....oh ya it lights up lol.  I have a included a pic and you have to watch the video as well because it describes how much better all of our lives are than this guy.

Sunshine Girl Colette 3.5/4 Stars (Quarter Horse/Mustang)

So here we are on a Wednesday with 21 yr old Colette.  Generally speaking she has that girl next door hotness, a nice rack, and slut tag tattoo which puts her into the socially acceptable realm.  She evidently also has experience in different areas and has multiple piercings and tattoos that aren't visible:-). Where my indecision has come is in her face, and leg stretchmarks. Generally stretchmarks indicate significant weight loss or loss of muscle which is problematic either way, not mentioning the lack of general  tone anywhere on her body, eg what's going to happen in the next 5-8 years? Face wise, I can't get passed the manjaw and overall bitchy look.  With that being said she has a pet snake Narcissa which gives her an instant point boost in the cool factor in my opinion. I am going to wait and hear comments on this and will adjust rating accordingly either up or down.

Flexi Tuesday

Hey everyone, so before getting to today's SunSat, I found these pics of some of the craziest most flexible girls, (no they weren't on one of those sites lol.  Anyways check them out, I have also included a link to check all of them out.  I'll leave you to your imagination, I think we'll add Extremely Flexible to the "To Do" List :-)

Now that's stretching, I'm sure daddy is so proud

I love pretzels, I wonder if that's her natural sleeping position or if she just came out like that lol!

 What can I even say to make this any better, unless she can rotate her head around too, lol, now that would be amazing, she'd probably be able to make some sweet quick cash too!

 This picture at first glance is so confusing, is that her hands or her feet, is she naked behind her head, and are those tits real?  Hopefully one day we shall get this answers to these very important questions.

Sunshine Girl Janet 2.5 Star (Pack Mule)

Okay, where to start, well first off they didn't include her age in the Sun so I will leave you to interpret.  Her body is decent for sure, and she evidently has an economics degree (hence the .5).  Then you look up and tada, it's a  butter face, and watch out for those chompers, they'll getchya!  Such a disappointment, plus the stretch marks and the addition of the Playboy Bikini just adds that little bit of extra in front of ordinary lol.  I think they just used her profile pic from her Mail Order Bride site.  Maybe the Sun is trying to help her "feel pretty" again, unfortunately if they are going to do that, they actually should!!! Seriously where do they get these women, I heard some of them pay to be in it, if that's the case shouldn't they be getting their money's worth?

Monday Is A Fun Day

So here we are at a Monday, what else do we have to look forward to other then the wonderful Sunshine Girl, turn the page and.....oooppss guess again nothing...

Sunshine Girl Lauren  2.5 Star (Pack Mule)

So I guess she is going for that suicide girl look, she does have multiple piercings and tattoos (hence bonus points and .5 rating). Apart from the whoreish makeup and stretchmarks gallore there's still the manly overtone to have to get over. Once again, photoshop people, that's all I'm saying. Maybe it's just that she's the "Big Boned" type, but she does look like she would be a freak in bed and at the same time in the morning beat the shit out of you if you didn't get the no pulp OJ. I also love how her strap is supposed to be attached to her leggings but "popped off" which just helps her whole huge ass issue.  According to the sun her most MEMORABLE meeting was with her tattoo artist....REALLY??   In her whole 25 years of life, school, work (even if it's hooking), family etc. meeting her tattoo artist was the most memorable? But hey she enjoys the finer things in life like Bourbon....right, ok.

Weekend SunSat

Well folks here is the weekend SunSat Ratings, judge for yourself

Saturday Sunshine Girl Jenny

2 Star (Pack Mule)


Where to start, well you know when you get those emails, you know the ones. They say click here and see hot Asian posing naked etc. blah blah, then you click, and you get this. Sorely disappointing, seriously though is that an adam's apple? Past the obvious where's her ass again and how about that manish jawline lol, I'm just going to stop now out of respect for the tattoo artist that did her sweet tats. That is the only reason she got bonus points to push her up to a 2 star.....sweet tats. Seriously what happened to using photoshop sun editors? and how about choosing at a least a half decent angle to shoot?

Sunday Sunshine Girl Corrina

3 Star (Quarter Horse)

Honestly "19 year old" Corrina isn't brutal, I mean she is sturdy you know, horrible choice of bikini, although maybe that's all she could fit into....Once again horrible shooting on the part of Marcel Cretain, try and get a decent angle buddy. On the plus side (pardon the pun) she likes Motley Crue and Beer which equal bonus points. Also with her looks she's probably awesome at giving head so, that combined with her "personality" I think a 3 star is a pretty decent rating and socially acceptable.

Welcome Our Newest Prostitot Devi Lovato

Well folks once again we can thank Disney and Barney for stepping up to the plate and producing,in my opinion, the worlds newest slut in training. Pics were just "leaked" on line of Demi having a clamtastic moment. For those of you who don't know Demi is a singer,actress and street walker talented song writer. She started out on Barney and Friends and moved up to Disney....See our other Prostitots here!

We Are Back!!!

Hey everyone I am finally back online after a year long hiatus. I apologize for the delay however after reading Tucker Max's new book Assholes Finish First, I was re-inspired:-) With the new layout we will be including TV Quotes of the week, more SunSat ratings, current events and more! Stay Tuned! Oh and here's a preview of what's to come lol:

SunShine Girl Leslie

SunSat Rating 1.5 Stars (Common Livestock)

Where to start, well supposedly Leslie is 30....uumm rriiigghht adding then that she is a mother of 10-year old twins, can anyone say stretch marks?? Couple that with the awesome Bullseye Tribal tattoo and we have a winner! Oh wait don't forget that she has just gone back to school to provide for her kids...I guess stripping wasn't paying enough. She earns the extra .5 for having plenty of years of experience and if you squint yours eyes and have a shot of jack she kinda reminds you of Britney a bit...maybe lol