Big Boned Beauty Monday

Sunshine Girl Brittany 3.5 Star (Quarter Horse)

CLICK ON HORSE FOR BRITTANY'S PHOTOSThis Big Boned Beauty is a SOLID 3.5 star. She looks like she can handle a decent load and still make it around the track in good time.  All joking aside, Brittany does have a hot face and nice tits.  She is 20 and has a solid career path (in radio and forensic science).  Minus some stretchmarks on the thunder thighs, she is not fat but she sure ain't skinny.  I think she is legit big boned and has kept her self in good shape.  She doesn't have your typical radio face which is good and the Sun actually shot her first photo very well, accenting her chest and not her "hips don't lie" lol.   Once again they have hidden her stomach in the sense of not show it clearly at all which might mean either scarring or deformity but on the plus side "no pun intended", she probably has special powers in the head giving abilities hence the .5.  So all in all a good rating and good shooting on the part of the Sun.

Two Tone Mini Head

Sunshine Girl Karly 3 Star (Quarter Horse)

CLICK ON HORSE FOR KARLY'S PHOTOS
This two toned black haired beauty needs some upgrading for sure.  I mean she's ok to take out with friends but you know they will be saying comments like "dude, what's up with that ass?" and  "why is her head so small?".  I'm basing these comments on her photo spread, they once again are hiding her pelvic area and her upper body has a tan but her legs are Twilight White. This is scary because it shows both they and her don't want to focus on anything below her upper body. This equals either fat ass or cottage cheese malfunction, either way, we don't want a part of it. They also put a men's white shirt on her, that would usually be sexy.  However, if you do that, number one the girl has to be hot and confident enough to pull it off. Number two you have to let the girl's body be the focus, not the shirt lol.  Their entire wardrobe showcased her upper body features and even then, not well.  It was very disappointing shooting, wardrobe and therefor girl. The last point being the way the shot it gives her a small head compared to the rest of her body so she looks like a freak (not in the good way that could give her points lol). A 3 Star is as high as I would go on this treasure.

Pear Lush Saturday

Sunshine Girl Alexis 2.8 Star (Pack Mule)

This Homely beauty leaves something to be desired. She comes with accessories like, massive ankle support hoop earrings, nice wallpapers all over her skin, butter face (including yellow teeth), and possible MASSIVE ASS (pun intended).  Now the reason for the ass comment is due to the fact that out of 16 pics there isn't one full shot of her lower extremity. This suggests we have a major pear situation here and her ass is massive along with her ankles hence the huge hoop earrings. That being said her tatt's are really random, I'm sure they mean something to her but to me they SCREAM WHORE! As well evidently she is wanting to be "on the other side of the lens" as a photographer.  That is a very decent goal and she should stay on that side of the lens, so for knowing that fact and she does have decent tits I added the .8. I just couldn't justify a 3 Star on this one folks.  Let me know via rating buttons if you disagree.

Playmate Friday!

To start off, I wanted to apologize for yesterday, with the switch over with the pictures from the Sun etc.   I had some uploading issues etc. Anyways yesterday's girl was a write off anyways lol so you should be thanking me. We are going to move ahead today and I hope that the horse pictures are helping a little...

Sunshine Girl Brieanne 4 Star (Mustang)

 This 18 yr old exotic beauty has amazing natural tits, and gorgeous ass. She has done well in the body department and has an overall decent look.  Now for the downfalls, her face is cute but not hot mainly due to the nose, however she does have nice eyes and make up was acceptable.  The wardrobe was decent too however for an 18 yr old she did have stretchmarks. In the smart category she wants to "own her own business but if that doesn't work, be a playmate." LOL OK.  Honestly I really don't know how she makes that jump but if that's her fail-safe, she's got a problem.  First she's a top contender for Grade 13 Ass Syndrome, and second with that nose there's no way she is getting Playmate status although she could do very well in mainstream porn. Hence 4 Stars is the highest I can go on this, especially without having smarts, but with those natural tits I had to bump her up to a 4 Star. I hope you agree.

It's Hump, Dump, and Heave Wednesday

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Bland Tuesday

Sunshine Girl Melissa 3 Star (Quarter Horse)

I really don't know what's up with this 20 yr old. She is decent but everything about her just screams bland...She has no make up on, the Sun did a horrible job of wardrobe, and shooting.  That shirt with that background basically blends her into the wall which is maybe what she's used to doing.  They went with a conservative hutterite look throughout the shoot which usually means there's something to hide under those clothes. Aside from looking like she just got railed the night before and just got up wondering where she is, she seems boring and uninterested in anything but her (maybe not even herself lol).  Now she is studying to be a vet which means she does have the redeeming smart factor and she loves hot tubbing so hey maybe if there isn't some gigantic scar, third nipple, or spare tire....she might be worth seeing in the hot tub.  Let me know what you think on the rating....

Suicide MILF Funday

Sunshine Girl Amanda 3.5 Star (Quarter Horse)

Here we have 26 yr old Suicide MILF, Amanda.  I had a tough time judging this one and would encourage everyone to vote below on whether they agree or not.  Amanda definitely has sex appeal, the question is how much?  The tatt's can be seen by some as horrible and some as totally hot.  So I went in the middle on that one as the side tat is sweet and to a point so is the chest one, however, she has a massive slut tag on the back which played a factor in the rating.  As well, her ankle support earrings, stretch marks, and in numerous other pics her tits are a victim of STS (Saggy Tits Syndrome).  Other then that she does have piercings which indicate special mouth powers and sexual prowess which give her the .8 and her face isn't all that bad especially as far as Suicide Girl's go.  Also, that all being said, she is a single mom (add hot factor) which makes up for some of the items, (ie stretch marks and STS) and she has a bullmasti which is all sorts of cool.