This blog basically contains one person's opinion of various girls in and around Calgary and Canada that are featured in the local newspaper. This is only my opinion! domain or have been sent in. I have been asked by The Sun to not post their photo's so instead I will be posting a rating photo. This will be a photo of their horse and rating. The photo will be a link to the full picture gallery on The Sun's site so you can see who I am talking about. Thanks for reading!
CLICK ON HORSE FOR BRITTANY'S PHOTOSThis Big Boned Beauty is a SOLID 3.5 star. She looks like she can handle a decent load and still make it around the track in good time. All joking aside, Brittany does have a hot face and nice tits. She is 20 and has a solid career path (in radio and forensic science). Minus some stretchmarks on the thunder thighs, she is not fat but she sure ain't skinny. I think she is legit big boned and has kept her self in good shape. She doesn't have your typical radio face which is good and the Sun actually shot her first photo very well, accenting her chest and not her "hips don't lie" lol. Once again they have hidden her stomach in the sense of not show it clearly at all which might mean either scarring or deformity but on the plus side "no pun intended", she probably has special powers in the head giving abilities hence the .5. So all in all a good rating and good shooting on the part of the Sun.
CLICK ON HORSE FOR KARLY'S PHOTOS This two toned black haired beauty needs some upgrading for sure. I mean she's ok to take out with friends but you know they will be saying comments like "dude, what's up with that ass?" and "why is her head so small?". I'm basing these comments on her photo spread, they once again are hiding her pelvic area and her upper body has a tan but her legs are Twilight White. This is scary because it shows both they and her don't want to focus on anything below her upper body. This equals either fat ass or cottage cheese malfunction, either way, we don't want a part of it. They also put a men's white shirt on her, that would usually be sexy. However, if you do that, number one the girl has to be hot and confident enough to pull it off. Number two you have to let the girl's body be the focus, not the shirt lol. Their entire wardrobe showcased her upper body features and even then, not well. It was very disappointing shooting, wardrobe and therefor girl. The last point being the way the shot it gives her a small head compared to the rest of her body so she looks like a freak (not in the good way that could give her points lol). A 3 Star is as high as I would go on this treasure.
This Homely beauty leaves something to be desired. She comes with accessories like, massive ankle support hoop earrings, nice wallpapers all over her skin, butter face (including yellow teeth), and possible MASSIVE ASS (pun intended). Now the reason for the ass comment is due to the fact that out of 16 pics there isn't one full shot of her lower extremity. This suggests we have a major pear situation here and her ass is massive along with her ankles hence the huge hoop earrings. That being said her tatt's are really random, I'm sure they mean something to her but to me they SCREAM WHORE! As well evidently she is wanting to be "on the other side of the lens" as a photographer. That is a very decent goal and she should stay on that side of the lens, so for knowing that fact and she does have decent tits I added the .8. I just couldn't justify a 3 Star on this one folks. Let me know via rating buttons if you disagree.
To start off, I wanted to apologize for yesterday, with the switch over with the pictures from the Sun etc. I had some uploading issues etc. Anyways yesterday's girl was a write off anyways lol so you should be thanking me. We are going to move ahead today and I hope that the horse pictures are helping a little...
This 18 yr old exotic beauty has amazing natural tits, and gorgeous ass. She has done well in the body department and has an overall decent look. Now for the downfalls, her face is cute but not hot mainly due to the nose, however she does have nice eyes and make up was acceptable. The wardrobe was decent too however for an 18 yr old she did have stretchmarks. In the smart category she wants to "own her own business but if that doesn't work, be a playmate." LOL OK. Honestly I really don't know how she makes that jump but if that's her fail-safe, she's got a problem. First she's a top contender for Grade 13 Ass Syndrome, and second with that nose there's no way she is getting Playmate status although she could do very well in mainstream porn. Hence 4 Stars is the highest I can go on this, especially without having smarts, but with those natural tits I had to bump her up to a 4 Star. I hope you agree.
I really don't know what's up with this 20 yr old. She is decent but everything about her just screams bland...She has no make up on, the Sun did a horrible job of wardrobe, and shooting. That shirt with that background basically blends her into the wall which is maybe what she's used to doing. They went with a conservative hutterite look throughout the shoot which usually means there's something to hide under those clothes. Aside from looking like she just got railed the night before and just got up wondering where she is, she seems boring and uninterested in anything but her (maybe not even herself lol). Now she is studying to be a vet which means she does have the redeeming smart factor and she loves hot tubbing so hey maybe if there isn't some gigantic scar, third nipple, or spare tire....she might be worth seeing in the hot tub. Let me know what you think on the rating....
Here we have 26 yr old Suicide MILF, Amanda. I had a tough time judging this one and would encourage everyone to vote below on whether they agree or not. Amanda definitely has sex appeal, the question is how much? The tatt's can be seen by some as horrible and some as totally hot. So I went in the middle on that one as the side tat is sweet and to a point so is the chest one, however, she has a massive slut tag on the back which played a factor in the rating. As well, her ankle support earrings, stretch marks, and in numerous other pics her tits are a victim of STS (Saggy Tits Syndrome). Other then that she does have piercings which indicate special mouth powers and sexual prowess which give her the .8 and her face isn't all that bad especially as far as Suicide Girl's go. Also, that all being said, she is a single mom (add hot factor) which makes up for some of the items, (ie stretch marks and STS) and she has a bullmasti which is all sorts of cool.
This 21 year old beauty was in the bar industry but is now becoming a teacher. Well class is in and I want to be there. She's got a hot body (well toned...a little mannish but no complaints here), natural tits and hot ass. Her face is pretty cute not too mention those eyes. It's good to see a natural beauty,she also seems to have smarts. There really isn't much to slam on Casey, (haha unless we are talking literally) other then to say good job and I hope to see your teacher sex tape lol. Please click below for rating and vote, if you want her to be bumped up or down!
I have now added reaction buttons to all of my posts. As the reader you are able to either click Upgrade (if you disagree with my rating and would like her rating bumped up), Downgrade (If you want her rating bumped down) or Agree (you like what I say and don't want it to change). I figure this way for the people that keep emailing saying "woman deserve better....blah blah blah" you can actually try and change something lol.
So maybe some of you are wondering why the low rating? I hope not because you should be able to see for yourself. Her face looks like you just caught your brother cross dressing, except your brother probably has bigger tits. The problem with small tits for me is they leave nothing to the imagination. You also don't want to start fucking her and somehow start thinking you're actually with either a dude or a pre-pubescent chick. Either one would be horrible and lead to voming in the mouth and making the whole situation worse lol. We get better with the blurb about her, there are three top things that makes her a 2.5 we will start with number 3. She's a singer/songwriter/model LOL. OK good job, I really hope she has something to fall back on because I don't care how good your voice is, if people don't want to look at you, you won't go far. Don't even get me started on modeling, maybe she can write songs as long as she has someone else sing them.
2.Her favorite fashions are that of Ed Hardy....OMG you don't say! Wow what a fashionista, so original...oh wait, no, you are just a Jersey Shore reject.
1. The top reason Ashley is a 2.5, is because according to her, Johnny Rzeznik of the Goo Goo Dolls asked for her phone number. She then said that he was just joking LOL. Why would she admit that to ANYONE? That means that he probably saw her and was like ddaaammnn then she got closer and he was like DDDAAMMNNN, "I'm ok thanks, your bejeweled hat blinded me for a moment, now that I can see you, I'd like to rescind my offer ." LOL
Once again we have another classy example of the Sun's "Creative" process. They must have given her the same pants as yesterday's Spandex Queen lol. I wonder if they warned her about the potential for crabs and other surprises. This 19 year old looks a lot better in them though I will give her that. On other pics though she still has major cottage cheese factors on her legs but at least her face is a little cuter hence the extra .5) . Other then that she has awesome ankle support in those hoop earrings and the handlebar hips don't really help her. Once again the blurb is all about the motorcycle show which is coming to Calgary this weekend....I'm sure there are way hotter chicks to be profileing here. She also has that kind of "what the fuck are you looking at" look to her, which screams BITCH to me but who knows maybe the bike is on and it's giving her a Howard Stern Sybian moment lol.
I don't know what kind of look they were going for here with Nicole, maybe the slutty biker chick. Once again she's as pale as a Twilight extra reject and her face needs major work (ie makeup?) I'm sure she's used to that position on the bike/bed/floor/port-o-potty). The also haven't said anything about her, they just talked about the up coming motorcycle show. That probably means she doesn't have anything worthwhile to write about, especially when you consider what they normally write lol. So without any other details, a 3 Star is as far as I can go oh and for anyone in Toronto you too can check her out at the show!! OOOHHHH YYYEEEEAAAHH (insert Family Guy's Kool Aid man)
So this Pale Tail is studying to be a teacher, so she's smart and honestly has a pretty hot body. Her face, leaves a bit to be desired but that could just be that there's no color in it. The photog could have a picked a better wardrobe that would have broken her up a bit but whatever. That combined with no tits is why I have the 3 star, I added .5 for the brains and the fact that she will be a teacher which has it's own hot factor. Don't get me wrong lots of small chested girls are hot, other assets and super powers make up for that, however this is not one of those cases. As soon as she has a student/teacher sex scandal let me know and I will bump her to a 4.5 lol. So a total of 3.5 Stars I think is fair for this average girl next door/teacher.
This beauty is able to be ridden hard, throttled to the max and pushed to her limits. Just make sure you put her away how you found her. Now on to Tammy lol....She has an OK face, defs an average girl, one that you could bring home to mom and dad but have her give you a wicked hummer on the way home. They did a good job of her make up for once, and the wardrobe "cleverly" disguises her massive stomach area (hence 3 star) however I do see stretch marks on other pictures and the fact she looks like she's about to take a massive shit on the bike doesn't help in this shot. Chumbawamba Factor aside she can probably do special things with her mouth and has a real job (make-up artist) so the 3 star is about as high up as I can go.
So normally, a movie about ballet, leotards etc. would not exactly interest myself or therefore anyone reading this blog however as soon as I mention that one of the main scene's is full on, Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman, sex, maybe I can get your attention lol. The movie is Black Swan and is evidently an awesome psycho thriller, add two of the hottest female stars in Hollywood getting together and you have a hit. I will be watching this later and will comment on the overall movie but for now I have included the trailer, which seems to have a masturbation scene in it, to wet the appetite a bit. Check it out!
Sunshine Girl Crystal 2.5 Star (Pack Mule)
This emaciated-looking treasure is 23 yr old Crystal. I don't know what happened to her sunken in face but seriously, why? She looks like death warmed over, horrible wardrobe and defs not enough make-up. I find the whole make-up thing especially interesting being as she wants to be a special FX make-up artist. Maybe that's what happened, she wanted to go for the zombie look....I really have tried hard to find redeeming qualities in this but add in the stretchmarks on her thighs and it's game over. There's a reason the put a dress on her for her main photo, you don't want to see her in the tiny leather vest next to a Harley (that's the other pic they put up,pudgy mcpudgerson hahaha) There was nothing mentioned in her write up about education, worthwhile aspirations, or anything cool other then she likes watching football (welcome to every other girl's write up). If they are going to pick someone ugly they need to at least make sure they are smart, or funny, something.
So Lindsay Lohan has once again graced us with her infinite knowledge and tweeted about Gandhi's influence on her life. HAHAHA ok Lindsay...right...you do know that you have to practice that not just tweet it right? easy girl...easy...put the crack pipe down....close your legs and step back...no one wants a problem lol. Here's a screen cap from her twitter....
Ok so I have been told I should maybe go a little easier on the girls (according to comments), I will try my best to, however Alana is not a girl haha she's a Woman of unknown age and for that matter weight. The 3 star was a stretch (pun INTENDED) but I gave her extra points because she is a "successful university-educated businesswoman and pro poker enthusiast." That aside she looks like a cast-away from the extra's set of Burlesque. Her ass appears to be massive and her face doesn't help at all, the one time a woman should be wearing whore make-up and she doesn't....go figure. I love how she has her right hand keeping her upright and balanced...whoa...don't topple over now. I will say to her credit I don't see any major stretch marks, however that just means she has ALWAYS been that size. She is smart though, so when you are seen in public with her at least she can engage others in hopefully stimulating conversation. That being said, some guys do like chubby girls, so on that scale (the Richter Scale) she would probably be a 4.5 lol.
Happy New Year everyone! To start off I wanted to talk about a movie I recently ended up watching/half fast forwarding. It's called Teeth, I don't know if anyone has seen this but it's supposed to be a horror movie about a girl with Vagina Dentata which is basically a toothed vagina. Now obviously when going through Netflix and seeing this movie and description one has to check it out. There was some decent female nudity but way too much on the male side, and major mutilation of shit that made me cringe. That was probably the only horrifying par, the rest was hilarious and I encourage people to watch it if you want to laugh your ass off. This whole toothed vagina thing is supposedly a myth, however a doctor in South Africa recently made a female condom called Rape-aXe. I have also included pictures of that as well, this thing is insane and 30,000 were handed out for free during the World Cup. It's basically put inside the Vagina and if a dick enters it clamps down all around with saw teeth and can only be removed surgically! Now don't get me wrong I'm all for women protecting themselves but what if either one backfires or a chick forgets she is wearing one and bam, life altering shit lol. Anyways check it out and maybe have a laugh and then cry moment haha.
Ok, where to start with this 22-year-old Sagittarius? Well she is a self proclaimed nerd lover, and she wants to be a web developer. That suggests to me that she is probably smart, and she does have an decent body. I really struggled with this rating for a few reasons though one his her face in numerous pictures is fairly chubby and I think we might have a former Thunder Thigh champion going on. Now that being said, there are always major plus' to a cute chubby girl losing weight, number one being huge tits, which clearly she has, number two is the amazing head the chubby girls tend to give because that's all they are used to doing. There are also however to negatives as well, one being those tits, could reveal to be showstoppers once you take off that awesome push-up bra and the bowling balls slam to the floor like your jaw lol. The second being that 9 times out of 10 that weight could very easily decide to pop it's nasty ass stomach back into the mix if she gets depressed or something. Now if you are looking for a pump and dump, you're safe for sure, not so much on the long term which is usually what former fatties are looking for....Must give credit to the Sun though for at least selecting a decent outfit, good XXX shots, and I'm sure there is finally some photoshop in these shots. It looks like the cover of a new porno lol. I was honestly at a 3.5 at first but taking into account that she doesn't seem to be a bimbo, and giving extra credit to those tits, had to bump her to a 4 star. Let me know if any of you disagree:-)
