Happy New Year-Toothed Vagina and Pornstar/Sunshine Girl Rating

Happy New Year everyone!  To start off I wanted to talk about a movie I recently ended up watching/half fast forwarding.  It's called Teeth, I don't know if anyone has seen this but it's supposed to be a horror movie about a girl with Vagina Dentata which is basically a toothed vagina.  Now obviously when going through Netflix and seeing this movie and description one has to check it out.  There was some decent female nudity but way too much on the male side, and major mutilation of shit that made me cringe.  That was probably the only horrifying par, the rest was hilarious and I encourage people to watch it if you want to laugh your ass off.  This whole toothed vagina thing is supposedly a myth, however a doctor in South Africa recently made a female condom called Rape-aXe.   I have also included pictures of that as well, this thing is insane and 30,000 were handed out for free during the World Cup.  It's basically put inside the Vagina and if a dick enters it clamps down all around with saw teeth and can only be removed surgically! Now don't get me wrong I'm all for women protecting themselves but what if either one backfires or a chick forgets she is wearing one and bam, life altering shit lol.  Anyways check it out and maybe have a laugh and then cry moment haha.

Pornstar Sunshine Girl Calais 4 Star (Mustang)

Ok, where to start with this 22-year-old Sagittarius? Well she is a self proclaimed nerd lover, and she wants to be a web developer.  That suggests to me that she is probably smart, and she does have an decent body.  I really struggled with this rating for a few reasons though one his her face in numerous pictures is fairly chubby and I think we might have a former Thunder Thigh champion going on.  Now that being said, there are always major plus' to a cute chubby girl losing weight, number one being huge tits, which clearly she has, number two is the amazing head the chubby girls tend to give because that's all they are used to doing.  There are also however to negatives as well, one being those tits, could reveal to be showstoppers once you take off that awesome push-up bra and the bowling balls slam to the floor like your jaw lol.  The second being that 9 times out of 10 that weight could very easily decide to pop it's nasty ass stomach back into the mix if she gets depressed or something. Now if you are looking for a pump and dump, you're safe for sure, not so much on the long term which is usually what former fatties are looking for....Must give credit to the Sun though for at least selecting a decent outfit, good XXX shots, and I'm sure there is finally some photoshop in these shots. It looks like the cover of a new porno lol. I was honestly at a 3.5 at first but taking into account that she doesn't seem to be a bimbo, and giving extra credit to those tits, had to bump her to a 4 star. Let me know if any of you disagree:-)